{"id":1159,"date":"2015-09-11T13:30:04","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T08:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2015-09-11T13:30:04","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T08:00:04","slug":"he-is-not-nick-bateman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/2015\/09\/11\/he-is-not-nick-bateman\/","title":{"rendered":"He is NOT Nick Bateman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He overheard his colleagues gushing about how hot &#8216;Nick Bateman&#8217; is and how ladies swoon over him. Not to be outdone, he wrote something. Here it goes.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I may not have those eyes which you can look at for hours and gaze<br \/>\nBut I can show your eyes things &amp; places which will make you wonder &amp; gaze.<\/p>\n<p>I may not have that stubble over which you can roll your fingers,<br \/>\nBut I will ensure that your life is free of trouble and any kind of dangers.<\/p>\n<p>I may not have that voice which you can listen &amp; get mesmerised, but I will ensure that you are spoilt for choice when it comes to things that will mesmerise.<\/p>\n<p>I may not have the physique or those bulging biceps, but I will make sure that wherever you go, I&#8217;ll match your steps.<\/p>\n<p>I may not bowl you over with my looks, but I will bowl you over with my love.<\/p>\n<p>I may not be the Nick Bateman of your life but I will be the Batman of your life. (The Hero you deserve)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He overheard his colleagues gushing about how hot &#8216;Nick Bateman&#8217; is and how ladies swoon over him. Not to be outdone, he wrote something. Here it goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-story-of-he-and-she"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harishkrishnan.me\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}